5 hours ago | 8753 via | Source



i hate people that taLK LIKE THIS! like we know you think it’s awesome/funny chill tf out

i hate people that shit on people for expressing how excited they are





tumblr is like this:


we should be like this:


why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?


why do these all have different websites’ watermarks on them if they are from the same photoshoot

5 hours ago | 66269 via | Source


For the love of Evil Time-Eating Babies, somebody stop me.


Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

5 hours ago | 124763 via | Source

Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

5 hours ago | 630012 via | Source


Fuck this.
Fuck this post so much.

Do not tell me
you’re best friend
would not sit in at your lunch table
for three fucking days
just staring blankly at your old seat
wishing that you were there
to fill the space with laughter.

Do not tell me
your younger brother
would not break down
in the middle of class
because you guys started talking about
your favorite type of subject
in school.

Do not tell me
your mother
would not stare into the mirror
with trembling lips
wishing she could be
bringing you home from the hospital
rather than having to escort you away
in a casket to the nearest graveyard.

Do not tell me
your father
would not begin working
the night shifts
to distract himself
of the silence at home
because you’re not up
until the ungodly hours of the night
talking to what’s-his/her-face
on the phone
because you guys are so in love.

Do not tell me
your boyfriend/girlfriend
would not go into your room
and put on the last hoodie you wore
trying to desperately imprint
your sent onto their skin
so they never forget your smell.

Do not tell me
your friends
would not stare blankly
at the gymnasium wall
after the principal has announced
your death
to the entire school
making no sound
trying to convince themselves
this is just another one of
your impractical jokes.

Do NOT fucking TELL ME
this bullshit line
of how the stars would still appear
the sun would still come out
the earth would still rotate
and the seasons will still change
because without YOU
you lil beautiful piece of human being
none of these people will want
ANY of that to happen.

So yes.

Fuck this.

Fuck this post so much.

5 hours ago | 50733 via | Source



do you ever close a really important tab by accident and you just


Ctrl + Shift + T


5 hours ago | 40667 via | Source



I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”


I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS


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im afraid your son is completely obsessed with birds…we cannot bring him back…im sorry…he is a lost caws

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